🎄 GRANNY CART GANGSTAS 🎁

XXXMAS 🫦 Suck Our Mistletoes!

The Program

 
 
 
 
 

Sketches in order of appearance

 
 

INTRO - GCG CALL TO ACTION by Michelle Talgarow

GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING by April Pascua

PBS TELETHON A by Nic Feliciano and Dianne Chui

BIRTHDAY BOY by Alexis Dayers

NOCHE BUENA by Lauren Andrei Garcia & Sunshine Roque

PBS TELETHON B

JESUS FIRST TIME AT JOLLIBEE

SANTA BABY

WHAT'S UP? PERIMENOPAUSE

COURT TV XMAS IS CANCELLED

RUDOLPH RED NOSE SPECIAL

INTERMISSION

PBS TELETHON C

XXXMAS CAROLS 1

HOLIDAY RECITAL

INTERMISSION

PBS TELETHON D

TOES FOR TOTS

I’M JUST A SQUIRREL by Julie Kuwabara

GRINCH LOCKED UP Lauren Andrei Garcia & Sunshine Roque

ICE ICE BABY by Julie Kuwabara

PBS TELETHON

COURT OF TWO MANY LAYERS

ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK

PBS TELETHON E

SEAFOOD CITY NIGHTS

JESUS ON A DATE

BLIND BOX

WHITE ELEPHANT

XXXMAS CAROLS 2

 
 

Cast and Crew

 

Director: Michelle Talgarow

Stage Manager: Vanessa Fitzpatrick

Asst. Stage Manager: Thuy Tran

Tech Operators: Aureen Almario & Dave Ragaza

Photography: Kate “Been Milky” Buenconsejo

Graphic Design & Video: Nix Guirre

Merch Design: Kat Cabrera Ibazeta, Aureen Almario, Thuy Tran

 

Alexis Dayers

Alexis is trying to do it all with less stress, anxiety and tears. If she’s not with GCG, she’s momming it up with her family and two cats in Daly City.

My favorite Christmas movie is:

Home Alone or Guardians of the Galaxy Christmas Special

 

Aureen Almario

 

Felicia Isya Chanco

"Thank you for the opportunity!"

Felicia Isya (ee-sha) Chanco is grateful to be joining Granny Cart Gangstas for their fourth-ish production. Isya is extra and does the most with what she got! Her life is fulfilled with practices of balancing production, creation, safety and understanding. Lover of carols, lights, and polar things (shout out to Jazzy Bear) - XXXMas was a present of play and community. Purposeful and Peaceful!

Felicia approaches comedy from a improvisational mind, mechanical physicality, and a collaborative heart. GCG has given abundantly and graciously opportunities to exercise these areas of comedic play. Joyful and Loving!

Gratitude to the Staff and Space of Bindlestiff Studio. And, to the Grannies, Producers, Director, and Crew. Foundational and Elastic!

Merry and Bright!

My favorite Christmas movie is: Serendipity

 

Julie Kuwabara

Granny Cart Gangsta for life.

143 Chuck Lacson

Friends and Family thank you for always supporting the weirdness.

Enjoy the show!

My favorite Christmas movie is: Elf

 

Lauren Andrei Garcia

Lauren Andrei Garcia (@lasandrei) is a bay area actor, writer, and visual artist. Recent work includes (onstage actor) in the world premiere of Thirty-Six, (in print) in Vogue Philippines alongside the iconic Granny Cart Gangstas, and (written) The Hilot of 1912 for BOOM! studios.

Stay tuned: laurenandrei.com

My favorite Christmas movie is:

How The Grinch Stole Christmas

 

Nic Feliciano

 

April Pascua

April (she/they) is a writer, performer, musician, cat lover, and serial hobbyist based in San Francisco. Her work has been featured in Killing My Lobster, ItsQwere, and Bindlestiff Studio. IG: @aprilpascua

My favorite Christmas movie is:

The Preacher's Wife

 

Ava Tong

After producing so many GCG shows, Ava is happy to pass the reins to HPV to produce a GCG show this year and just play this time. Her naughty sense of humor comes from watching Benny Hill with her grandpa since age 4. She found her community in the grannies and loves that there is no judgement. This has been such a fun experience for her to not have to worry about logistics and just focus on the stage. She got to write 2 pieces about Jesus in XXXMas and had a lot of fun watching her words come to life. Thank you all!

My favorite Christmas movie is:

Love Actually

 

Julienne Ebora

A dream come true to do sketch comedy 🤩 Thank you GCG for having me! Thank YOU for watching and keeping live shows alive! Here’s to more shits and giggles (take those pre/probiotics ya’ll) 🥂✨

My favorite Christmas movie is: Elf

 

LO

 

Sharleen Ignacio

 

Sunshine Roque

 

Aura San Miguel

Aura San Miguel a.k.a @stackbeezy, a girl from Hayward through and through, has been a Bindlestiff artist and volunteer since 2006. She joined Granny Cart Gangstas in 2017 and hasn’t stopped laughing ever since. 

At this black box theater on 6th street she has held various roles as an actor, director, producer, social media strategist, photo ninja, chismosa and cannabis enthusiast. 

When she’s not at Bindlestiff you can find her gallivanting all over the Bay - from taco trucks, boba spots, Filipino community events, art shows, concerts, day parties and more.

Much love to my family and friends who’ve supported my crazy ass shenanigans, my fellow Granny Cart Gangsta crew and to my love, thank you for being the most supportive bb. Scoops + Bunz forever!

And lastly to my Bindlestiff community, my world wouldn’t be the same without you. Thank you for providing a space to grow, perform and play on stage. Never give up! 

My favorite Christmas movie is:

This Christmas

 

Dianne Chui

 

Kat Cabrera Ibazeta

 

Michelle Talgarow

Michelle is a Kalmyk/Pinay performance maker in the Bay Area for over 25 years. She's been facilitating the Directing Workshop and now, she is beyond excited to facilitate the Acting workshop for Stories High this season! Her first love is as a performer and she’s grateful for the opportunity to share back with a community that has helped shape the artist she is today. Her most recent theatrical credits are directing SFBATCO's, CUCKOO EDIBLE MAGIC by this year's SH Directing Workshop Facilitator, Reed Flores and Shotgun Player's production of THIRTY-SIX by Leah Nanako Winkler which won this year's Will Glickman Award. Michelle is a proud member of Shotgun Players’ artistic company and is currently an adjunct professor at University of San Francisco.

 

Thuy Tran

Tatiana X. Dayers

Toe-tiana is toe-tally delighted toe be a part of this hilariously toe-vocative show. When she’s not being silly on stage, she’s at home with her family, picking up toys, pencils and various items with her feet. She thanks her handsome hubs, two adorable daughters & handsome dog for encouraging her toe get out there and make people laugh. She is so honored toe be on stage with some hella funny bad ass bitches aka Granny Cart Gangstas. 6-7!

My favorite Christmas movie is:

Home Alone 2

 

Tracy Keith Legacion

 

Vanessa Fitzpatrick

Vanessa is sooooo excited to be back Stage Managing for GCG! Thank you for having me Grannies! <3

Vanessa's past credits include Tartuffe (Mariane, UCSD), Twelfth Night (Maria, UCSD), Peer Gynt (Ensemble, UCSD), The Vagina Monologues (“Hair,” UCSD), Sonnets for an Old Century (Ana Ortiz, UCSD), Apocalypse, The Immortal Reckoning, and The Summoning (Terror Vault), Heathers (Heather Duke, Dreams on the Rocks Productions), Stories High '24 (Ensemble, Bindlestiff), Evil Dead: Deadite the Halls (Groovy, Dreams on the Rocks Productions), and The Love Edition 8: Save the Date (Rita, Bindlestiff), Stories High '25 (Bigby, "Lady of the Chamber", Bindlestiff).

My favorite Christmas movie is:

A Christmas Story

 
 
 

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